The largest
North American cat, top of the food chain with Grizzly Bears, carnivorous
solitary hunter, aka Mountain Lion, Puma.
Also describes women in their forties who smoke, drink and go to clubs to
pick up young men in their twenties. Cougars are usually divorced, sometimes
with cubs, and financially independent.
The most successful cougars are those that married well and got huge
divorce settlements. Lesser Cougars were feminists who clawed their way to
the top and made their own money. They have charge cards and big bank
accounts, often living off second mortgages and money lending. They own cars
but use them sparingly because of their concern for the environment.
Species characteristics include a penchant for home decorating, an
interest in dogs (the only other species they can live with), an avid
consumption of home products such as tinfoil and Cheez Whiz, and a limited
interest in technology.
They have a high fat diet but are usually in shape because of sheer
genetics and extensive shopping, dinner party planning and traveling. They
often wear clothes that they're a bit too old for such as Spandex and high
heels. They dye their hair and wear lots of makeup and jewelry.
